Three-and-a-year-old wisdom

My eldest is sweet, kind and a real girly girl. She's completely outgoing, void of even an ounce of the shyness that has plagued my life. She never stops moving, life is busy,  busy, busy. This week she's come out with some corkers, that I'd love to share you.

Me: "Do you want Weet-Bix for brekkie?"
Her: "No, I just want some peace and quiet."
A little while later, "Mum, what's peace?"


Yelled from behind the toilet door: "Mum the toilet's getting bigger!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "The toilet's getting bigger. The water is sooooo big."
I walked in to discover she'd shoved a whole roll of paper into the toilet and it was about to overflow.

While sitting playing with blocks: "Oh f*^k it!"
Me: "Excuse me? What did you say?"
Her: "I said 'Oh peanut!'"

While explaining about childcare and how she'd have to go by herself and that I couldn't stay with her, she said to me: "But I don't know how to get there!"

Ah, she lights up my life, that girl!